My father calls me and asks whats up. So I tell him that I am really sick with a tummy flu. He asks thing slike what can I eat etc and thats fine. Then he says to me "do you need me to pick anything up for you and bring it over?" so I say 'yes' and go on to tell him that white rice would great. He ponders this for a second and mumbles something abou tthe fact that its chinese food. The he actually says to me that he can bring some over tomorrow morning if I wanted.
I was stunned. I couldnt believe that he said that. I couldnt believe that he offered to bring something over and then retract the offer like that. AND I AM SICK!
So wahte happens next? He tells me about the Bat Mitzvah that I didn go to last night. Holy shit!?!?! Im sitting here with stomach cramps out the wazzoo and I am supposed to care about a bat mtzvah of a cousin that doesnt even know my name?
I told him I had to go puke and hung up.
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